Hey Remember Mandy Moore?
Wow, remember Mandy Moore? Back only a few years ago, Mandy Moore was everywhere, and I think she was primed to be the next big thing in Hollywood. Well, it didn’t actually work out for her, and after some high-profile movies that didn’t really go anywhere, Mandy Moore is, well, I don’t know what she’s up to nowadays. I don’t think she sings anymore, which is a shame as she’s a pretty good singer, and I love her sultry voice. Anyways, she seems to be concentrating on acting now, and hopefully she’ll find her niche soon and we’ll see more of her. Until then, here’s a reminder of the good old days, and why we all fell in love with Mandy Moore in the first place. The spectacular bikini body next to the equally spectacular face is just a bonus, I assure you.
Jennifer Ellison Pops Some Nuts
Jennifer Ellison is a former glamour model who has moved into acting, and I think she’s doing it pretty well, to. Her really first big movie was the horror flick “The Cottage”, which you may or may not have seen, but she did a pretty good job in it. We’re not talking Carmen Electra acting here, we’re talking about ACTUAL acting. Jennifer Ellison is pretty hot, and she’s got some incredible rack to boot. Mind you, not that that’s her main claim to fame — or is it? Um, I don’t know, but check it out, here’s Jennifer Ellison in Nuts magazine, which may or may not be about selling peanuts. Anyways, Jennifer Ellison in lingerie is always worth posting.
Heroes’ Ali Larter in a Bikini
In case you still haven’t figured it out, but Heroes star Ali Larter is one of the hottest woman on the planet. Can you believe there was a time when Hollywood actually accused her of being too fat? Really? Look at this woman. There isn’t a single ounce of fat anywhere on that perfect body of hers. Those are some perfect curves, people! Anyways, here’s Ali Larter in a bikini on the beach. Malibu, I hear. There’s a guy with her, but I’m not going to show him. Why? He’s already one lucky bastard, I don’t need to show his face, too. Anyways, wow, Ali Larter in a bikini at the beach. Quite possibly the hottest bikini pictures I’ve seen all year. Or pretty damn close.
Gemma Bissix Lingerie Goodness
Holy crap, Gemma Bissix is hot. Who is Gemma Bissix? Haven’t a clue. Here’s Wikipedia: “Gemma Bissix (born June 6, 1983) is an English actress. She is best known for her roles as Clare Bates in the BBC One soap EastEnders (1993-1998 & 2008), and as the second actress to play Clare Devine in the Channel 4 soap Hollyoaks (2006-2007) — for which she has won multiple awards. She has been acting since the age of 9. Bissix is the oldest of five siblings. Her parents divorced when she was 11.” Good enough. Plus, did I mention she’s really, really hot? Yeah, I meant to. She’s just really hot.
Kim Kardashian Steams Up Ralph Magazine
It used to be we didn’t know who the hell Kim Kardashian was, except for the fact that she was friends with fellow spoiled rich girl socialite Paris Hilton. Nowadays, we know Kim Kardashian as the girl with the really big ass who dates only black guys, has her own Reality TV show on the E! channel, and oh yeah, she had a sex tape “leaked” to the media. Ahem. If you know what I mean. But hey, whose complaining? Especially if Kim Kardashian keeps showing up in magazines like Ralph looking this good and what have you. She’s certainly looking hot here, and for a moment you almost forget that she’s famous, although you don’t really have any idea why.
Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Sexy in GQ
I have to admit, I’ve never considered Gwyneth Paltrow overly sexy. I always thought she was pretty, but she never struck me as uber sexy, as in, the kind of sexy that makes you weak in the knees. Well she’s not quite there yet, but she’s getting there, and showing up in a recent issue of GQ magazine in silky lingerie is definitely going to help her get to where we all want her to be, which is somewhere between drop dead hot and lusted after. And yes, she looks so good in this spread for GQ that we’re THIS CLOSE to forgiving her for naming he kid Apple. Seriously, WTF was up with that?
I Have Eyes for Audrina Patridge’s The Hills
So apparently Audrina Patridge of MTV’s “The Hills” fame has landed herself a movie role in an actual, honest to Goodness movie. You know, like with real film, a movie script, and a director and junk. Wow. Who would have thunk it? I know I didn’t when I first saw the show. Here’s Audrina Patridge in a nice little green two-piece bikini on the beach doing the movie. I believe this is behind the scenes, although I don’t think they’re shooting anything right now. Mind you, I’m not minding at all, being that we get a nice look at Audrina Patridge’s rocking body. Wow, who knew there was THAT underneath all of “The Hills” nonsense?
Nell McAndrew Up Front and Hot
While I may agree that Nell McAndrew doesn’t exactly have the most beautiful face of all the British glamour models out there, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with that body. As in, that body is quite possibly one of the best things to ever come out of Great Britain. They still call England Great Britain, right? Eh, who knows. And who cares. Here’s Nell McAndrew in Front Magazine, looking her usual spectacular self. Seriously, if I had to use the words “hot” to describe Nell McAndrew one more time, I might blow up. She’s that hot.
Introducing Miranda Kerr
First there was Rachel Hunter, and now there’s … Miranda Kerr. I think. Well, Rachel Hunter wasn’t actually Australian, she was actually from New Zealand. Miranda Kerr, meanwhile, is from Australia, and if all the girls Down Under looks this good, or even half this good, then by God that country is going to get a hell of a lot more popular in the coming years. Of course, we’re pretty sure not every girl in Australia will look like Miranda Kerr, but you know, one can dream. Here is our introduction to the gorgeous supermodel named Miranda Kerr. Holy.
Jodi Albert is Silverific
Good God Jodi Albert is something. I don’t know much about her, but here’s Wikipedia with a very able assist: “Jodi Albert (born 22 July 1983 in Chingford, London) is an English actress. She is probably best known for playing Debbie Dean in the British soap opera Hollyoaks, on Channel 4 from 2002 to 2004. In 2005, Albert won the British Soap Award for Sexiest female for her role in Hollyoaks and appeared in the reality television series California Dreaming, in a bid to make it in Hollywood. She left the series before its conclusion.” Couldn’t have said it better myself, Wikipedia. Well done, old chap!
Natalie Portman as Padme Amidala in Star Wars
Okay, here’s where I piss off every Star Wars fanboy in the universe by saying … the Star Wars prequels blew. I mean, holy crap, you didn’t know how badly a movie could blow until you’ve seen the Star Wars prequels. The originals were just brilliant, fun stuff, but then they had to do the origin of Darth Vadar, and wow, I never knew movies could stink so badly. It’s one saving grace was watching the gorgeous Natalie Portman running around in a variety of wacky dresses, some of which showed off her body and lovely face. If not for that, well, I wouldn’t even re-visit Star Wars again, because frankly, just thinking about it hurts my brains. Here are some Natalie Portman as Queen Amidala promos. Yup, I’d become Darth Vadar for some of that!
Alona Tal is Supernaturally All That
You probably don’t know the name Alona Tal, but you should. She’s an Israeli actress who has been making a name for herself on American TV, with shows like CBS’ Cane and Veronica Mars. But you probably know her best as the demon ass-kicking babe on the WB’s great show Supernatural, which, alas, she’s since left. Too bad, because while the show rocked, the added value of having someone like Alona Tal, who is parts uber hot and parts girl next door cute, was just out of this world a great combination. Anyways, if you don’t know her yet, you need to get acquainted, because this is one fine looking woman, and she’s only going to get more famous.
UK Glamour Model Kerri Parker
Don’t know who British model Kerri Parker is? Well then join the club. Then join the other club, which specializes in going ga-ga over the gorgeous Brit’s, shall we say, nice assets. Yup, if there were ever any qualifications to becoming a successful British glamour model, I’m pretty sure that Kerri Parker has it all in spades. Let’s see — the face is nice, the body is spectacular, and the rack is prett impressive. Basically, yeah, if you were looking for the next British woman to put up on the glamour model pedestal, you needn’t look any further than Kerri Parker. She’s definitely all that and a bag of chips. And fish, since she’s British.
More Marisa Miller
More Marisa Miller! Wow, that was an alliteration, as the literature folks would call it. Basically seeing Marisa Miller in a bikini and in magazines like Maxim and Ralph is a little anti-climactic. After all, she makes a living wearing as little clothes as possible, and sometimes, wearing no clothes at all — unless you call paint “clothing”. But hey, that’s not to say there’s something wrong with featuring Marisa Miller in Maxim and such, because let’s face it, this woman is so hot just looking at her is liable to scorch your computer monitor, in which case you better keep your Marisa Miller viewing to a minimum for the sake of safety.
Billie Piper Returns
So what has Billie Piper been up to ever since she left the British sci-fi show Doctor Who? Well, she’s been doing pretty well for herself, so don’t you worry about our little Billie Piper, who is looking so good here that you want to just throw her on a table and eat her up. And then some, am I right or am I right? Anyways. Post Doctor Who, Billie Piper has landed on her own TV show, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, which she plays a call girl who, well, has sex with lots and lots of men. And sometimes girls, as I recall from some of the commercials. Oh joy!